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If you're wondering what's with the new uber shitty layout - i'm currently working on a new website and i'm haitusing this.
I went to the PNE today with aunt and company. I went on this really timid-looking roller coaster ride, thinking it would be tame and boring and I came off totally brain damaged and dizzy. I had fun though.
Ghost World is currently my favorite movie. I'm currently watching Captain Corelli's Mandolin on television, and I have yet to decipher what Penepole Cruz is saying.
Beyblades are evil.
InstantVoodoo.com courtesy the Progressive commercial I just watched.
Happy Birthday Fidel Castro! Yo quiero Taco Bell and so forth...
Rock and Roll could never Hip Hop like this!
I've been watching that American Idol rubbish lately and methinks Simon Cowell needs more venom.
Little Blue, Little Blue. Why do they call you Little Blue? Sitting in his bath one day as some of us do. He bit his mommy's fountain pen and broke it in two. The ink it splurted in the water wow. His Mummy has a blue boy now.
Whatever happened to that cartoon?
Saw the trailer for the upcoming movie Simone. Rachel Roberts looks pretty fly. I'm thinking of a new layout but i'm too lazy to follow through.
Ugly women are a regional thing.
Hi, i'm Turok and you are?
I got a big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just need a big old ass. It's SUNDAY. Hiccie icky icky. Sticky ickie ickie ickie ickie.
I have no justification for my sporadic bloggings. On Monday I carried my grandmother to the airport - she's back in Toronto. Tonight i'm meeting with some relatives. Tomorrow i'll see TripleX. Sunday i'll be at a house party hosted by Hailey. Planning on renting a place and getting a job by next year tops - getting a headache co-habitating.
And now I know how far you'd go - to be the next freak show - American Psycho.
I saw Goldmember last Friday, and found it slightly disappointing and loaded with too many cameo appearances (they resorted to John Travolta!!). I'm looking forward to seeing that Martin Lawrence stand up comedy movie Runteldat this week. Shake your bon bon!
RABAT (Reuters) - Surgeons have managed to stitch back a Moroccan boy's penis after it was bitten off by a donkey, the official MAP news agency has reported. more...
Apologies for the lack of updates - It's grandma week(s).
I went to the Capilano bridge and Squamish-Whistler today with my visiting grandmother. I'm still mentally stable although she complained about me not putting the crackers in the clam chowder I ordered at White Spot for lunch. I put the crackers in for her then she complained I didn't eat enough, so I ordered a Legendary burger, then she complained i'd get fat eating "all this junk food"...:(
I've stopped using MCM as my email provider, so emailing me right now would be futile. I've been busy. I've a date tomorrow - i'm psyched.
I finally purchased Eminems "The Eminem Show" at Virgin earlier.
I saw Reign of Fire today. I liked it. Christian Bale is hot.
I was watching Jenny Jones today and recognized a girl I knew. It was one of those episodes where the guests complained they were too beautiful and too smart to get a date. Apparently she's going to the University of California Berkley and got breast implants. It was rather entertaining.
The irony of this is pretty obvious. God* Bless America.
*pending government approval.
I probably deserve what I got, but watching the movie Like Mike was like deliberately destroying brain cells :(
Another productive way to distract yourself while on the net. Flash plug-in required for all the prehistoric dorkasaurs.
I'm going to bed now.

Not sure what movie i'll see tomorrow.
It was fairly rainy earlier - so my friend and I public transited ourselves to Waterfront, hoping to find something to eat. Standing near the station escalator was this gaunt dude asking people for money to buy him food. I usually tune out beggars but I offered to buy him something at McDonalds to the reluctance of companion. He was carrying everything he owned in a plastic bag. I bought him the strawberry milkshake and apple pie he asked for and wished him good luck.

I saw Men in Black 2 earlier down on Granville. It was a pretty decent movie despite the fact the talking dog was probably the funniest character. Lara Flynn Boyle strutting around the screen in her Wonderbra inspired me to go underwear shopping at the La Senza sales event. The movie gave props to Mercedes Benz, Burger King and Sprint - the latter two being rather subtle.
I watched Hey Arnold! - The Movie, and to say this film sucked is a gross understatement. The animation had a haphazard low-budget appeal which could only be overlooked by a seven year old. I'll be seeing Men In Black 2 tomorrow.




I saw Mr. Deeds - which was mildly cool.
Cool link - a database of songs from various TV commercials - from the common Mitsubishi - Dirty Vegas mix to the more obscure shizzat.
Jackie Treehorn does cool CD covers.
Goo Goo Dolls and Five For Fighting in concert at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre. Tomorrow i'll be watching Mr. Deeds and kicking it with peeps for the long weekend. :flip:
The works of Georgia O'Keefe and Frida Khalo are on exhibition at the Vancouver Art Gallery. It is hot outside - i'm wearing a pink checkered bikini top and khakis - all but missing the token glass of lemonade.
mp3 download suggestion:
Fabolous - Holla Back
hate me when the song is over.
The Vancouver International Jazz Festival in Gastown yesterday was kicking. Oscar Lopez and Alma Libre will be playing next week, so that should be fun. Went to the CN IMAX and saw a 3D movie about the International Space Station narrated by Tom Cruise.
Someone saw Halle Berry shopping on Granville - which is logical since the X-Men sequel is being filmed here - and speaking of superhero movies the DareDevil movie teaser trailer is out with Ben Fucking Affleck...I look forward to seeing him acting as his usual constipated self.
Option Two went in full effect today. I saw Minority Report, which was pretty good overall despite the fact Spielberg whored out to advertising. Aquafina, Gap, Guiness and Lexus are just a few brands I remember.
I couldn't care less about the FIFA World Cup and I think David Beckham looks like a Downs Syndrome chimpmunk.
So, how's your girl?
This weekend I will either head up to Whistler to linger amongst yuppies and idiots carrying snowboards in June.
or
Go shopping on Robson amongst yuppies and punks. Get broke but commercially fulfilled then see Minority Report.
Sum of All Fears is another medicore warsploitation film. Freeman and Affleck both play two dimensional characters. There's no suspense - the plot is unsurprisingly predictable. Credit should go to the nuclear bomb scene where Baltimore gets levelled - aside from that short piece - the rest of the movie was drawn out and dull.
Screech gets no respect, no respect at all.
Went to Holt Renfrew and bought fathers day gift. Went to Banana Republic where I bought two fragrances and a shawl. Was tempted to buy shoes in both Guess? and Aldo.
Out of the billions of skin lotions and creams I own, I failed to purchase a sunblock with an acceptable SPF and ended up getting sunburnt. I now look like a brown tomato.
I've been writing inane one liner entries lately.







nature and all that shizzat
It's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes...